one difference between cats and dogs is that dogs do absolutely nothing to mask their clinginess while cats pretend it’s a coincidence they’re in the same room as you 97% of the time
"The fact I am laying on your face means nothing"
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Trick Daddy is so necessary.
TRUNK FULL OF GROCERIES!!!!
This is what I need in my life. I can’t eat an Italian car. Yes Trick Daddy. Feed me.
Trunk full of groceries gonna be my pickup line.
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